The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Anxiety Optimization (2015)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Penny : So, whichever rep has the best sales for the quarter gets a trip for two to Hawaii.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : That would be so romantic for you and Leonard.

  Penny : Yeah, clearly you haven't seen him on the beach, walking around with his metal detector.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : If I were going to Hawaii, I'd spend all my time at the Keck Observatory. Did you know that the telescopes there have better resolution than the Hubble?

  Penny : Really?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : [Amy nods] 

  Penny : [to Bernadette]  Wanna go to Hawaii?

• Sheldon Cooper : I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but when a mouse completes a maze, it gets a food pellet.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It also gets its brain plucked out with tweezers.

  Sheldon Cooper : And its last meal was a food pellet? You're a monster.

• Penny : What exactly do you think goes on here?

  Sheldon Cooper : Conversations you wouldn't be comfortable having in front of the opposite sex, who has the best cervix? Which sanitary napkin is all the rage, men's buttocks and how you want to pad and squeeze them

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : We were talking about Penny's job

  Sheldon Cooper : And how difficult is to do when she's bloated cranky and crampy, continue

  Penny : We are just people, we talk about the same things you guys talk about

  Sheldon Cooper : You talk about if werewolves can swim? Leonard says yes, I say it depends on if the human could swim before he was bitten

  Penny : Let's just talk about our periods

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Hold on, all cannines can swim, why would werewolves be any different?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : They're not a hundred per cent werewolf, they're part human, it's like comparing apples to oranges

  Sheldon Cooper : Thank you although in this case it'd be like comparing apples to were oranges who only turned on a full moon

• Amy Farrah Fowler : You don't need to drive yourself crazy in order to be productive.

  Sheldon Cooper : Or do I? Hmm? Sir Isaac Newton wrote his Principia while convinced he was an armadillo.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : That's not true.

  Sheldon Cooper : Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I have been hallucinating lately.