The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Anxiety Optimization (2015)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Emily Sweeney : So, I hear you guys have been playing a little game.

  Howard Wolowitz : Well, um, we were just kidding around.

  Emily Sweeney : Well, you may think it's funny that Raj is sweet and sensitive, but I think it's sexy.

  [kisses Raj] 

  Emily Sweeney : Ugh, why is there dog hair in your mouth?

• Raj Koothrappali : I think it's a little weird that you remember me saying all these things, Maybe the truth is you're jealous about my relationships.

  Howard Wolowitz : Uh, maybe I am. Who wouldn't want to be the girl, or possibly dog, to hear the words "You're so lucky, you have the shiniest hair."

  Leonard Hofstadter : That's a tough one, I know he brushes both of them

• Howard Wolowitz : It's called Emily or Cinnamon. I give you actual quotes I've heard Raj say, and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog.

  Raj Koothrappali : Go ahead, make fun. You can't embarrass me. I've got a beautiful girlfriend and a dog who loves me so much, she drinks my bath water

  Howard Wolowitz : Okay. Who was he talking to, Emily or Cinnamon? "I want you to know the bed feels so lonely when you're not in it."

  Raj Koothrappali : [Leonard looks at Raj and starts chuckling]  I may not be liking this game so much.