The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Anxiety Optimization (2015)

Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski

Quotes 

• Raj Koothrappali : Where's Sheldon?

  Penny : Date night.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That can't be much fun for Amy. You know, at work today he tried his first Red Bull?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : What happened?

  Leonard Hofstadter : He chased a squirrel around the quad for a while... and then threw up in my car.

• Penny : What exactly do you think goes on here?

  Sheldon Cooper : Conversations you wouldn't be comfortable having in front of the opposite sex, who has the best cervix? Which sanitary napkin is all the rage, men's buttocks and how you want to pad and squeeze them

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : We were talking about Penny's job

  Sheldon Cooper : And how difficult is to do when she's bloated cranky and crampy, continue

  Penny : We are just people, we talk about the same things you guys talk about

  Sheldon Cooper : You talk about if werewolves can swim? Leonard says yes, I say it depends on if the human could swim before he was bitten

  Penny : Let's just talk about our periods

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Hold on, all cannines can swim, why would werewolves be any different?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : They're not a hundred per cent werewolf, they're part human, it's like comparing apples to oranges

  Sheldon Cooper : Thank you although in this case it'd be like comparing apples to were oranges who only turned on a full moon