The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Anxiety Optimization (2015)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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Quotes 

• Raj Koothrappali : Where's Sheldon?

  Penny : Date night.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That can't be much fun for Amy. You know, at work today he tried his first Red Bull?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : What happened?

  Leonard Hofstadter : He chased a squirrel around the quad for a while... and then threw up in my car.

• Raj Koothrappali : I think it's a little weird that you remember me saying all these things, Maybe the truth is you're jealous about my relationships.

  Howard Wolowitz : Uh, maybe I am. Who wouldn't want to be the girl, or possibly dog, to hear the words "You're so lucky, you have the shiniest hair."

  Leonard Hofstadter : That's a tough one, I know he brushes both of them

• Howard Wolowitz : It's called Emily or Cinnamon. I give you actual quotes I've heard Raj say, and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog.

  Raj Koothrappali : Go ahead, make fun. You can't embarrass me. I've got a beautiful girlfriend and a dog who loves me so much, she drinks my bath water

  Howard Wolowitz : Okay. Who was he talking to, Emily or Cinnamon? "I want you to know the bed feels so lonely when you're not in it."

  Raj Koothrappali : [Leonard looks at Raj and starts chuckling]  I may not be liking this game so much.