The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Colonization Application (2015)

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

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• Leonard Hofstadter : Why a turtle?

  Sheldon Cooper : After much deliberation, we've determined that a turtle is the ideal pet. They don't shed fur. They don't make noise.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : For Halloween, we can dress him as a cobble stone.

  Sheldon Cooper : And, if he ever goes beserk, I know I can out run him. Coincidentally that's also why I chose you as a roommate.

• Sheldon Cooper : During the seven month trip to Mars, I can keep up morale with my wacky sense of humor. Leonard, could you check to see if there is still peanut brittle in that can?

  Leonard Hofstadter : You mean this suspicious looking can over here?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes. Open it and check.

  [Leonard opens can] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : I don't get it. There actually is peanut brittle in here.

  [Sheldon throws a pie in Leonard's face] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Please go to Mars.