The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Fortification Implementation (2015)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Wil Wheaton : Hello, caller, you are on with Penny and Wil from Serial Ape-ist 2.
Caller : I don't have a question. I just want to say I'm a big fan of the movie. I've seen it, like, ten times.
Penny : Okay, well, I'll apologize for the first time, but the other nine are on you.
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Penny : Okay, instead of protecting me, why don't you try being excited when something good happens?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm always excited for you. I'm excited that you found this new job where you're making decent money.
Penny : Decent? I make twice what you make.
Leonard Hofstadter : Wait, twice?
Penny : Yeah.
Leonard Hofstadter : Like times two, twice?
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Penny : So, how many people listen?
Wil Wheaton : Most people download it later, but usually a few thousand people listen live.
Penny : What? A few thousand people listen to you talk about nerd stuff?
Wil Wheaton : Again, right in the ears, straight to the feelings.
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Penny : What is the harm if I audition?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, what if you get it?
Penny : I don't know, I make a movie, we could become rich and famous, win an Oscar, a Golden Globe and live an incredibly wonderful life.
Leonard Hofstadter : From a Kevin Smith movie?
Kevin Smith : Oh, I'm hanging up now.
Wil Wheaton : Don't you listen to him, buddy. You're awesome! You're one of the greatest directors of our time.
Kevin Smith : I don't have a part for you, Wheaton.
Wil Wheaton : [Hangs up on Kevin] And that was Kevin Smith
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Penny : I've never been on a podcast before.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, you picked a good one to start. Wil's had lots of great guests, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden.
Penny : Those are Star Trek people.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Penny : I only figured that out because I've never heard of any of them.
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Penny : I think I started to suspect it was a bad movie when I looked at the script and saw the title, Serial Ape-ist 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill.
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Wil Wheaton : You know that the movie actually has a little bit of a cult following.
Penny : Really?
Wil Wheaton : I was at a science fiction convention and I saw a woman dressed as your half-ape character.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, if she was with an Indian guy dressed like a banana, that was just my friends, Howard and Raj.