The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Communication Deterioration (2015)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : You guys know the new discovery class missions that NASA's been working on?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, they're looking to include a message from Earth in case one of them is encountered by alien life.
Leonard Hofstadter : When I encountered alien life, I discovered that the key thing was not to sit in its spot.
Sheldon Cooper : You can't breathe our air without an inhaler. He's allergic to Earth nuts, but I'm the alien.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : What's going on in here?
Howard Wolowitz : I am making molecular cocktails. This sphere is actually a cosmopolitan.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh. How do you drink it?
Howard Wolowitz : Just put it in your mouth and pop it like a zit.
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Howard Wolowitz : So I have a dominant personality. We all know that.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm sorry, what do we know?
Howard Wolowitz : In social groupings, I just naturally wind up in charge.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Don't take this the wrong way, but how many of these little booze balls have you had?