The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Graduation Transmission (2015)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny : Think we'll have time to visit your mom while we're there?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes. We'll also have time to put my junk in a garlic press, but I'm not doing that either.
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Sheldon Cooper : Aren't you afraid of being blinded?
Leonard Hofstadter : How would I be blinded?
Sheldon Cooper : At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air. It's all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'll take my chances.
Sheldon Cooper : Fine. I wonder if they make "I told you so" cards in Braille.
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Penny : Never been to New Jersey before.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ah, it gets a bad rap from shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives.
Penny : So it's not really like that?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, it's like that.
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[first lines]
Raj Koothrappali : It's like the best one they make. I just can't get it to work.
Howard Wolowitz : I'll figure it out.
Raj Koothrappali : it streams HD video straight to your phone while it's flying.
Howard Wolowitz : Nice. Where were you when I was single?
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, we should leave in about an hour. You all packed?
Penny : Uh, yeah, I just need to throw in a few last-minute things. You know, makeup, underwear, clothes.
Sheldon Cooper : If your bathroom floor counts as a carry-on, you're packed.
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Leonard Hofstadter : How'd you get ready so fast?
Penny : Oh, I pack light. Once I got through an entire spring break with nothing but a long t-shirt and a belt.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why'd you need a belt?
Penny : It's called an evening look.
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[last lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : So you really think they liked it?
Penny : Oh,sweetie, it was the best speech ev-
[they duck and scream as the drone flies out of Sheldon's apartment]
Sheldon Cooper : Don't worry, everyone in here is safe.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I thought it'd be fun to show her my old stomping grounds. I even know the exact spot where they used to stomp me.