The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Graduation Transmission (2015)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Ready to call tech support?

  Howard Wolowitz : Give me the number. Probably wind up talking to some foreign guy who's reading from the same manual I have.

  [Raj's phone rings. Sheldon, Howard, and Bernadette stare at him in shock] 

  Raj Koothrappali : It's my father, you jerks.

• Sheldon Cooper : Won't that void the warranty?

  Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon, I have a masters degree in engineering. I wipe my bottom with warranties. Except for AppleCare; that pays for itself in the long run.

• Sheldon Cooper : So, can you get it working?

  Howard Wolowitz : I'm an MIT-trained engineer. I've built components for the space station.

  Sheldon Cooper : I thought the zero-gravity toilet didn't work.

  Howard Wolowitz : It worked fine. It just wasn't designed for Russian cosmonauts and their potato-based diet.

• [first lines] 

  Raj Koothrappali : It's like the best one they make. I just can't get it to work.

  Howard Wolowitz : I'll figure it out.

  Raj Koothrappali : it streams HD video straight to your phone while it's flying.

  Howard Wolowitz : Nice. Where were you when I was single?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, we should leave in about an hour. You all packed?

  Penny : Uh, yeah, I just need to throw in a few last-minute things. You know, makeup, underwear, clothes.

  Sheldon Cooper : If your bathroom floor counts as a carry-on, you're packed.

• Howard Wolowitz : What happened to me? When did I become an old man baffled by modern technology? Next thing you know, I'll be hitching my pants up to my armpits and complaining about the awful music the kids are listening to.

  Sheldon Cooper : It is awful, isn't it? Listen to that noise.