Xander Corvus: Kurt

Quotes 

• Stephanie : [Narrating]  We've been together for three years. Married for one. And I was blissfully happy. I had found the perfect man who was loving, caring, romantic and supportive. Well supportive about everything except my cooking, something I didn't find out till the day AFTER our wedding.

  [to Kurt] 

  Stephanie : Sooo...? How is it?

  Kurt : Uh, it's delicious.

  Stephanie : It's disgusting.

  Kurt : No, It's not uh, disgusting.

  Stephanie : I'm a terrible cook aren't I?

  [Stephanie sighs] 

  Kurt : Yeah...

  Stephanie : I'm the worst.

  Kurt : Oh, stop there. You're the best. You're cooking on the other hand, is the worst.

  Stephanie : Is it really?

  Kurt : How do you not know that?

  Stephanie : It's not THAT bad. OK, maybe it is that bad.

  Kurt : Look, why don't we ummm... why don't we like take a cooking class together or something, huh?

  Stephanie : Well, call me a traditionalist but my Mom used to make dinners for my Dad every night. I just want to do the same for you.

  Kurt : Why, you trying to kill me?

  [Stephanie gasps] 

  Kurt : I'm kidding!

  Stephanie : I will learn how to cook. You'll see. It just takes time to make it perfect.

  Kurt : Ok.

  Stephanie : On our one year anniversary, I'm gonna make a dinner that's gonna blow you away.