Criminal Minds (TV Series)

The Itch (2014)

Brian Maillard: Doug Adams

Quotes 

• [Incoming text message on the phone from Jessiaca: are you coming?] 

  Doug Adams : Text Jessica!

  Phone Assistant : Okay, what would you like to say to Jessica?

  Doug Adams : On my way, don't leave without me

  Phone Assistant : Your text to Jessica says: "On highway. Car keys and tai chi." Ready to send it?

  Doug Adams : Cancel!

  Phone Assistant : Cancel.

  Doug Adams : Text Jessica!

  Phone Assistant : Okay, what would you like to say to Jessica?

  Doug Adams : I am almost there, period. Are you ready to go, period. Oh, questionmark! Questionmark!

  Phone Assistant : Your text to Jessica says: "Lost my hair. Are you ready to go on your period?" Ready to send it?

  Doug Adams : NO! No!