BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One (2014)

Will Arnett: BoJack Horseman

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Quotes 

• BoJack Horseman : I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

• Princess Carolyn : Face it, you're afraid of commitment.

  BoJack Horseman : I am not afraid of commitment. I commit to things all the time. It's the following through on that commitment that I take issue with.

• BoJack Horseman : Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.

• Princess Carolyn : How long is that doctor going to take? I have a meeting with another client at three o'clock.

  BoJack Horseman : You have other clients?

  Princess Carolyn : [sarcastically]  No, I make a living off you sitting on your ass all day.

  BoJack Horseman : Are your other clients more talented than I am?

  [beat] 

  BoJack Horseman : Your silence speaks volumes.

  Princess Carolyn : [singsongy]  That was my intention.

• Todd Chavez : Do you just take those DVDs with you everywhere you go?

  BoJack Horseman : Linus walked around with a blanket, and no one gave him shit for it.

• [first lines of the series] 

  BoJack Horseman : "Horsin' Around" is filmed before a live studio audience.

  Sabrina : [sighs]  Mondays.

  [canned laughter] 

  BoJack Horseman : Well, good morning to you, too.

  Sabrina : Oh, hey.

  BoJack Horseman : Where? I love hay!

  [canned laughter] 

  Charlie Rose : In 1987, the situation comedy "Horsin' Around" premiered on ABC. The show, in which a young, bachelor horse is forced to reevaluate his priorities when he agrees to raise three human children, was initially dismissed by critics as broad and saccharine and not good, but the family comedy struck a chord with America and went on to air for nine seasons. The star of "Horsin' Around", BoJack Horseman, is our guest tonight. Welcome, BoJack.

  BoJack Horseman : It is good to be here, Charlie. Sorry I was late. The traffic...

  Charlie Rose : It's really no problem.

  BoJack Horseman : I parked in a handicapped spot, I hope that's okay.

  Charlie Rose : You parked in a...

  BoJack Horseman : I'm sorry. Disabled spot. Is that the proper nomenclature?

  Charlie Rose : Maybe you should move the car.

  BoJack Horseman : No, I don't think I should drive right now. I'm incredibly drunk. Is it just me, or am I nailing this interview? I kind of feel like I'm nailing it. Yes.

  Charlie Rose : Anyway, we were talking about "Horsin' Around". To what do you attribute the show's wide appeal?

  BoJack Horseman : Charlie, listen, you know, I know that it's very hip these days to shit all over "Horsin' Around", but at the time, I can tell you... Is it okay to say "shit"?

  Charlie Rose : Please don't.

  BoJack Horseman : 'Cause I I think the show's actually pretty solid for what it is. It's not Ibsen, sure, but look, for a lot of people, life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything's gonna turn out okay. You know, because in real life... Did I already say the thing about the urethra?

  Charlie Rose : Well, let's talk about real life. What have you been doing since the show's cancellation?

  BoJack Horseman : That's a great question, Charlie. I, uh... Uh, I... Um...

• BoJack Horseman : Charlie, listen, you know, I know that it's very hip these days to shit all over "Horsin' Around", but at the time I can tell you - Is it okay to say "shit"?