Mulaney (TV Series)

Worlds Collide (2015)

John Mulaney: John Mulaney

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• Jane : Why are you trying to think of a tragic character from your childhood?

  Motif : Mulaney outed me at the club for having a happy childhood. So now everybody in comedy is calling me the reverse Robin Hood. I stole material from the poor and gave it to the rich.

  John Mulaney : Shouldn't they call you Robin Not-From-The-Hood?

• John Mulaney : Andre, I've got a problem.

  Andre : Okay.

  John Mulaney : Have you ever had a boss or...

  Andre : No.

  John Mulaney : Well have you ever had a friend th...

  Andre : No.

• John Mulaney : I don't think he hired you to be his trainer.

  Jane : What, you mean he wants to sleep with me?

  John Mulaney : It's worse than that. He wants to make you laugh.