- Jane: Why are you trying to think of a tragic character from your childhood?
- Motif: Mulaney outed me at the club for having a happy childhood. So now everybody in comedy is calling me the reverse Robin Hood. I stole material from the poor and gave it to the rich.
- John Mulaney: Shouldn't they call you Robin Not-From-The-Hood?
- John Mulaney: Andre, I've got a problem.
- Andre: Okay.
- John Mulaney: Have you ever had a boss or...
- Andre: No.
- John Mulaney: Well have you ever had a friend th...
- Andre: No.
- John Mulaney: I don't think he hired you to be his trainer.
- Jane: What, you mean he wants to sleep with me?
- John Mulaney: It's worse than that. He wants to make you laugh.