- Anthony DiNozzo: Abby takes this holiday very seriously. You deviate from the plan, you pay the consequences.
- Timothy McGee: Halloween 2007, I told Abby I didn't want to carve a pumpkin.
- Anthony DiNozzo: He's still waiting for the other one to descend.
- Ellie Bishop: Why don't you take Allison?
- [DiNozzo looks confused]
- Ellie Bishop: Allison, from Tech Services...
- [Dinozzo is still confused]
- Ellie Bishop: who you went out with last week.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Oh! Well, that didn't compute.
- Ellie Bishop: That's like the 6th woman you've dated this month.
- Timothy McGee: Yeah, that's a record, even for you
- Anthony DiNozzo: I'm back baby.
- Ellie Bishop: Whatever happened to Krista in H.R.?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Too judgmental. She never laughed at the emails I sent her.
- Timothy McGee: 'Cause they were offensive.
- George Burton: When a dog turns on it's owner, there's only one possible course of action. You put the dog down... I ate mine.