- Piper Hart: What is this?
- Mrs. Hart: [fondly] Oh, this is the last piece of wedding cake from when your dad and I got married.
- Piper Hart: Gluten.
- [throws it out]
- Jasper Dunlop: What's up with you?
- Henry Hart: What?
- Jasper Dunlop: First you tell me that you love me, then you scream at me. You're acting like my mom.
- Ray Manchester: It's better if people didn't know about the volcano.
- Henry Hart: Why?
- Charlotte Page: So they could spend their last two days living their normal lives.
- Ray Manchester: Right. Enjoying the simple, important things, like... like petting their dogs and... watching television and... going on the Internet and expressing strong opinions based on little or no knowledge or information.
- Charlotte Page: He's not gonna see Chloe for months.
- Jasper Dunlop: How come?
- Henry Hart: She's doing that reality show, Kids in the Woods.
- Jasper Dunlop: What's it about?
- Henry Hart: Kids... in... the woods.
- Jasper Dunlop: Oh. Great title.
- [Jasper catches Henry in a off frame of mind]
- Henry Hart: I love you, man.
- Jasper Dunlop: [curiously] Okay, dude.
- Mrs. Hart: What makes you think you're gluten intolerant?
- Piper Hart: [sighs] My friend Marla can't have gluten, and neither can the girls I eat lunch with at school; AND, there's lots of really cool celebrities who say gluten is bad - and celebrities know everything!
- Ray Manchester: Billions of tons of hot lava will spew from the ground and MELT everything!
- Henry Hart: You mean melt all of Swellview?
- Schwoz: All of the whole VORLD!
- Henry Hart: But I just ordered a new bike online.
- Schwoz: Well, vhen does it get here?
- Henry Hart: Next week.
- [Charlotte, Schwoz and Ray all shake their heads sadly]
- Charlotte Page: You didn't talk to her.
- Henry Hart: I let my eyes do the talking.
- Charlotte Page: Yeah, and they said, "Duhhh, duh-deh-duhhh."
- Henry Hart: Hey, guys. What's the poops?
- Ray Manchester: We're all gonna die.
- Henry Hart: Wha...?
- Charlotte Page: [to Ray] YOU'RE not gonna die
- Schwoz: You're indestructible.
- Charlotte Page: WE'RE all gonna die.
- Ray Manchester: Well, it's still bad for ME! Who'm I gonna talk to when you're all dead?