- Henry Hart: Whoa! Nacho tow-eres!
- Charlotte Page: He fixed the auto-snacker.
- Ray Manchester: I don't care.
- Ray Manchester: [to Schwoz] You ruined our friendship! And you're not gonna fix THAT with a platter of...
- Ray Manchester: [drawn to the food in spite of himself] ... hot... Mexican treats.
- Henry Hart: [stuffing his face] Well, I forgive you.
- Charlotte Page: [digging in] Me, too.
- Coach Bix: [on his back with limbs flailing in the air] Look at me. I'm Henry Hart. I'm on the floor and I'm off the team.
- Coach Bix: Shawn, tell your new teammates a little bit about yourself.
- Shawn Corbit: Well, uh...
- Coach Bix: Use the card.
- Shawn Corbit: [pulling out a card and reading] "My name is Shawn. I'm fourteen..."
- [turns card over]
- Shawn Corbit: "... years old. Nice to meet you guys."
- Schwoz: Hey! That's not what balls are for!
- Ray Manchester: Well, you shouldn't have kissed my girlfriend!
- Ray Manchester: There. Are. Two things I hate in the world, and one of them is guys who kidnap other guys' dogs to make 'em do stuff.
- Henry Hart: What's the other thing?
- Ray Manchester: Celery.
- Schwoz: You want me to stay? Because I could fix up all of the broken schtuff around this place.
- Charlotte Page: Do it.
- Ray Manchester: NO!
- Henry Hart: Let him fix the broken schtuff.
- Mr. Gooch: Santa Clause was running around without his red parts.
- Charlotte Page: But it's not even Christmas.
- Mr. Gooch: Weird, right?