- Henry Hart: Uh... what chu doin' with that popcorn?
- Ray Manchester: Putting it in my adventure sack.
- Henry Hart: You know they sell popcorn at the movie theater.
- Ray Manchester: Yeah, for like a billion dollars
- Henry Hart: Okay, let's go... , Corn Smuggler.
- Piper Hart: Kid Danger, can I have a hug?
- Kid Danger: Uhhh... not right now. I need to go stand over there.
- Henry Hart: The Man Fans?
- Jasper Dunlop: It's a club. A bunch of fans of Captain Man.
- Charlotte Page: And Kid Danger.
- Henry Hart: Ehh...
- Charlotte Page: Mmm...
- Jasper Dunlop: It's really hard to get in. I tried to join, and they wouldn't even take ME.
- Piper Hart: Hey, everyone who's surprised by that, raise your hand. Ooo, look, no one.
- Mr. Gooch: [answering] Captain Man emergency hotline. What is your situation?
- Piper Hart: My brother's dumb friend fell out of the window and now he's dangling.
- Jasper Dunlop: [from outside the window] Help me!
- Piper Hart: Send Captain Man.
- Mr. Gooch: I'm sorry, but that is not a Captain Man type of emergency. Please, call the Fire Department.
- Piper Hart: He's not on fire!
- Jasper Dunlop: Piper...!
- Mr. Gooch: I'm sorry, but we can not...
- Piper Hart: Wait. What if I SET him on fire? Then will Captain Man come here?
- Mr. Gooch: [alarmed and disgusted] Goodbye.
- Travis: Red Skynaut. You are the sworn enemy of Mento.
- Henry Hart: [standing with Ray] Sorry. We don't speak nerd.
- Travis: Tranya! You have insulted my tribe. Now taste the Tassel of Tinklon.
- [slaps Henry across the face with his tassel]
- Travis: [Henry breaks Travis' sword over his knee]
- Travis: [shocked] Why'd you do that? Mom! A kid just broke my glow bat!
- Charlotte Page: Well, somebody's got to stop The Spoiler.
- Ray Manchester: Right - and that person is us.
- Henry Hart: You mean... those people... ARE... us. You used bad grammar.
- [Ray shoots Henry in the shoulder]
- Henry Hart: [about The Spoiler's next spoil] He's gonna ruin it for everyone.
- Ray Manchester: Not if you and me stop him.
- Henry Hart: [correcting] Not if... you and *I* stop him.
- Ray Manchester: That's what I said.
- Henry Hart: You said "you and me."
- Ray Manchester: Okay, who care?
- Henry Hart: But we have grammar rules for a reason.
- Ray Manchester: Hey, guess what?
- Henry Hart: What?
- [Ray shoots Henry in the chest]
- Henry Hart: OW!
- Ray Manchester: Yeah. There you go.
- Henry Hart: You know, I got one, too.
- Ray Manchester: Oh, do you?
- Ray Manchester: [shot in the shoulder by Henry] Ahh!
- Henry Hart: [shot by Ray again] Oww!
- Ray Manchester: [shot] Ow!
- Henry Hart: [shot] Hey!
- Ray Manchester: [shot] Ow!
- Henry Hart: [shot near the eye] Stop! Oh, no, not the face!
- Ray Manchester: [shot again] Ahhh! Not the butt! Ahhh!
- Henry Hart: [about the Man Fans] Why do you want to join that club so bad?
- Piper Hart: Well, I just think Kid Danger's really cute.
- Henry Hart: Uhh, kill me.