- Wendy: What the hell do you think you're doing?
- [to Cartman, who has entered the girls' bathroom]
- Eric Cartman: I'm going to the potty.
- Wendy: This is the girls' bathroom!
- Eric Cartman: All right, I need to tell you something, Wendy: I'm transginger.
- Wendy: What?
- Eric Cartman: Did you notice the bow? I'm not comfortable with the sex I was assigned at birth so I'm exercising my right to identify with the gender of my choice, now get out of my way I have to take a shit.
- AutoTuned Randy: [song lyrics that Randy wrote in the bathroom at work] Push, ow, hot, push ow, ow, hot.