Henry Danger (TV Series)

My Phony Valentine (2015)

Cooper Barnes: Captain Man, Ray Manchester

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Quotes 

• Ray Manchester : [scowling at a picture of Henry's teacher]  Are you kidding me? That's your teacher, Miss Shapen.

  Henry Hart : My SINGLE teacher.

  Ray Manchester : Oh, I'm so surprised.

  Henry Hart : Come on. If you have dinner with her, she'll change my F into an A.

  Ray Manchester : Hey, I got a good idea.

  Henry Hart : Oh. What?

  Ray Manchester : Why don't I have Valentine's dinner with your mom?

  Henry Hart : No!

• Henry Hart : Hey, are you on your way to pick up my teacher?

  Captain Man : No, I sent Gooch to get her and bring her here.

  Henry Hart : What? You CAN'T bring her down into the Man Cave. You said we always have to keep the location a secret.

  Captain Man : She won't know anything. Gooch picked her up, put her in a sack, and he's gonna send her down here when...

  [just then, a tied sack with a screaming woman inside arrives down the tube] 

• Henry Hart : [meeting the formidable Gerta - for a date]  Uhh, I'm pretty sure she's not my type.

  Ray Manchester : She's not a she.

  Henry Hart : And I'm outta here.

• Ray Manchester : Our friend Henry here waited till... TODAY to ask a girl out for Valentine's.

  Schwoz : Vhat? That's not how girls verk.

  Henry Hart : [exasperated, having heard this all day]  I know that now.

  Ray Manchester : So, why'n't you let Henry take Gerta out for dinner tomorrow night?

  Henry Hart : M... me take Gerta?

  Schwoz : No vay. Gerta is for Schvoz only.

  Ray Manchester : Come on, just lend her to Henry for one night.

  Henry Hart : This conversation is weird.

• Ms. Shapen : [arriving for her date]  Well, hello, Captain Man!

  Captain Man : [half-heartedly]  Hello.

  Ms. Shapen : So... you gonna stand there lookin' handsome or are you gonna help me out of this sack?

• Captain Man : Uh... can I get you another... entire chicken?

  Ms. Shapen : [gnawing on a bone]  Nah. I can still chew a little more off of this one.

• Henry Hart : I need to know if Tiffany can dance.

  Captain Man : Pfft. She's a highly sophisticated android. She can do anything - dance, fly a plane... She's good with puppets...