Henry Danger (TV Series)
My Phony Valentine (2015)
Jace Norman: Henry Hart, Kid Danger
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Quotes
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Henry Hart : [aiming for a high five] Up top.
Jasper Dunlop : Like a mop.
Henry Hart : What does "like a mop" mean?
Jasper Dunlop : I don't know. I shouldn't have said it.
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Ms. Shapen : Well, Henry Hart - or should I call you "Fff?"
Henry Hart : Why would you call me "Fff?"
Ms. Shapen : Because "Fff" stands for F.
Henry Hart : I failed my test?
Ms. Shapen : Oh, yeah, and I was just about to tape it to your locker.
Henry Hart : Why?
Ms. Shapen : To shame you.
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Ray Manchester : [scowling at a picture of Henry's teacher] Are you kidding me? That's your teacher, Miss Shapen.
Henry Hart : My SINGLE teacher.
Ray Manchester : Oh, I'm so surprised.
Henry Hart : Come on. If you have dinner with her, she'll change my F into an A.
Ray Manchester : Hey, I got a good idea.
Henry Hart : Oh. What?
Ray Manchester : Why don't I have Valentine's dinner with your mom?
Henry Hart : No!
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Ms. Shapen : Look, Miss Shapen, I can't get an F.
Henry Hart : Well, too late, poop tart!
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Henry Hart : Hey, are you on your way to pick up my teacher?
Captain Man : No, I sent Gooch to get her and bring her here.
Henry Hart : What? You CAN'T bring her down into the Man Cave. You said we always have to keep the location a secret.
Captain Man : She won't know anything. Gooch picked her up, put her in a sack, and he's gonna send her down here when...
[just then, a tied sack with a screaming woman inside arrives down the tube]
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Kid Danger : [having turned Greta off] Obviously this girl has severe anger issues.
Mitch Bilsky : She REALLY does.
Kid Danger : Right. So, I'm gonna take her... to therapy.
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Henry Hart : [meeting the formidable Gerta - for a date] Uhh, I'm pretty sure she's not my type.
Ray Manchester : She's not a she.
Henry Hart : And I'm outta here.
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Ray Manchester : Our friend Henry here waited till... TODAY to ask a girl out for Valentine's.
Schwoz : Vhat? That's not how girls verk.
Henry Hart : [exasperated, having heard this all day] I know that now.
Ray Manchester : So, why'n't you let Henry take Gerta out for dinner tomorrow night?
Henry Hart : M... me take Gerta?
Schwoz : No vay. Gerta is for Schvoz only.
Ray Manchester : Come on, just lend her to Henry for one night.
Henry Hart : This conversation is weird.
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[Henry moves in on Bianca]
Bianca : Wait.
Henry Hart : What?
Bianca : You can't kiss me. I'm still on a date with Mitch.
Henry Hart : Oh, I wasn't gonna... kiss you. I was gonna... bite your... nose. Arr...
Mitch Bilsky : Hey! Quit bitin' my date's nose!
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Henry Hart : I need to know if Tiffany can dance.
Captain Man : Pfft. She's a highly sophisticated android. She can do anything - dance, fly a plane... She's good with puppets...