Ryan Stiles: [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion is "Things you'd never see or hear on a charity telethon."] Good news, we found a cure.
Colin Mochrie: To keep your favorite shows on the air, we need your help. Send in money right now-
[Wayne makes a "phone ringing" noise from off-stage; Colin mimes answering]
Colin Mochrie: Yes?
Wayne Brady: I want a tote bag!
Colin Mochrie: ...Fuck off.