Key and Peele (TV Series)

Quarterback Concussion (2014)

Keegan-Michael Key: Laron's Friend #1, Client, Stanley, Concussed Quarterback, Self, Albanian Waiter, Macedonian Restaurant Owner

Quotes 

• Jordan Peele : Do you remember the first time that you had a, like...

  Keegan-Michael Key : A nocturnal emission? Or a...

  Jordan Peele : [mock-surprised]  Okay.

  Keegan-Michael Key : Even a...

  Jordan Peele : No, let's - that's - I was gonna say, like, a good - really good sandwich, but... a nocturnal emission. A wet dream. Let's go.

  Keegan-Michael Key : [laughing]  Is that what you were - you were gonna say "sandwich"?

  Jordan Peele : Yeah, I was gonna say, "Yeah, when's the last time - the first time you had a really great sandwich?" You talkin' 'bout wet dreams.

  Keegan-Michael Key : [laughing]  No, now - wait a minute.

  Jordan Peele : Do you remember the first time you had a wet dream about a sandwich?

  Keegan-Michael Key : Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  Jordan Peele : 'Cause I do.

  Keegan-Michael Key : 1987.

  Jordan Peele : [laughs] 

  Keegan-Michael Key : 1987.