- Jordan Peele: Do you remember the first time that you had a, like...
- Keegan-Michael Key: A nocturnal emission? Or a...
- Jordan Peele: [mock-surprised] Okay.
- Keegan-Michael Key: Even a...
- Jordan Peele: No, let's - that's - I was gonna say, like, a good - really good sandwich, but... a nocturnal emission. A wet dream. Let's go.
- Keegan-Michael Key: [laughing] Is that what you were - you were gonna say "sandwich"?
- Jordan Peele: Yeah, I was gonna say, "Yeah, when's the last time - the first time you had a really great sandwich?" You talkin' 'bout wet dreams.
- Keegan-Michael Key: [laughing] No, now - wait a minute.
- Jordan Peele: Do you remember the first time you had a wet dream about a sandwich?
- Keegan-Michael Key: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Jordan Peele: 'Cause I do.
- Keegan-Michael Key: 1987.
- Jordan Peele: [laughs]
- Keegan-Michael Key: 1987.