Henry Danger (TV Series)

Man of the House (2015)

Cooper Barnes: Captain Man, Ray Manchester

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Quotes 

• Henry Hart : [noticing Captain Man's apparel]  Uhhh, isn't that Dad's robe?

  Captain Man : Yeah, I found it in the dryer.

  Mrs. Hart : Looks like it fits you perfectly.

  Captain Man : Well, it's a little small in the biceps, but... what can you do?

• Henry Hart : [as Captain Man makes pancakes with his Man symbol on them]  Oh, yeah, the purse-snatcher. So, what have you been doin' to catch him?

  Captain Man : Have a lot of good ideas.

  [smiles at Mrs. Hart] 

  Henry Hart : Like what?

  Captain Man : What?

  Henry Hart : What ideas do you have to catch the purse snatcher?

  Captain Man : Well, for starters... You know I have a sidekick, Kid Danger?

  Henry Hart : Oh, yeah. I've heard of him.

  Captain Man : Well, since I'm Kid Danger's boss, maybe I'll make him put on a pretty dress and carry a purse through the most dangerous part of town late at night, and maybe the snatcher will take the bait and attack him.

  Henry Hart : I... don't think that's a very good idea.

  Captain Man : Okay, so you wanna keep talkin' about this or you wanna sit down and enjoy some mancakes?

  Henry Hart : Mancakes, please.

• Captain Man : [addressing Axel, the purse snatcher, privately on the porch]  Now, I want you to hold onto that purse and don't escape, because if you escape, I might not be able to find you again and take you to jail. No one's going to be watching you.

  [Captain Man leaves] 

• Captain Man : [puppeteering the voice of a toilet seat]  Hi, Henry. Pretty soon you can sit on me.

• Captain Man : [explaining why Kid Danger can't come to the Hart home, too]  Because... Kid Danger is starring in a musical.

  Piper Hart : Really?

  Mrs. Hart : A play?

  Captain Man : A musical play.

  Henry Hart : Are you sure? Because I've never heard about Kid Danger being in musicals.

  Captain Man : Oh, yeah. He's playing Annie. Oh, how Kid Danger loves to sing songs and dance about.

  Mrs. Hart : Oh-ho, that's adorable.

  Captain Man : [with malicious enjoyment and a wink to Henry]  Yeah.

• Mr. Gooch : Why are you so interested in his mom?

  Ray Manchester : Have you seen his mom?