- Henry Hart: [inside the dream] Charlotte, I can't get Jasper's...
- [Charlotte, pulled back to reality by Ray and Schwoz, disappears into blue smoke]
- Henry Hart: [considering all he has seen] Today, that does NOT surprise me!
- Charlotte Page: [reporting in] I'm inside of his dream.
- Ray Manchester: Ohh, what's it like?
- Charlotte Page: Weird.
- Ray Manchester: Well, how weird?
- Charlotte Page: You really need a number?
- Ray Manchester: Yes, from one to ten.
- Charlotte Page: Hang on. Lemme check.
- Piper Hart: [combing her face] Who's a good beard? You are. Yes, you are.
- Henry Hart: [as Jasper's floating head laughs] Jasper! Get back on your body! Jasper!
- Jasper Dunlop: No, I'm over here. Oh-oh, can't catch me. Oh-oh.
- Henry Hart: Hey! No! Come back! Jasper!
- Jasper Dunlop: See ya!
- Henry Hart: Can somebody stop Jasper's head?
- Charlotte Page: [reporting back to Ray] Fifty-two.
- Ray Manchester: It's okay. You're in a dream. Nothing is real. There's nothing to get hung about. Now, go hurt Henry and hopefully that'll wake him up.
- Charlotte Page: [fitted up to enter Henry's dream] You know, when I took this job, we did not talk about stuff like this.
- Ray Manchester: You'll be fine.
- Charlotte Page: Well, I feel like I should get a bonus or something.
- Captain Man: As long as he's in this type of deep sleep... he'll have dreams.
- Charlotte Page: Dreams?
- Captain Man: Disturbing dreams.
- Schwoz: CRAZY dreams.
- Ray Manchester: Bad news. Henry's still trapped in a dream state.
- Charlotte Page: [seeing Henry still laid out on the next table] Aw, man...
- Schwoz: And more bad news.
- Charlotte Page: What?
- Schwoz: We ate all your onion dip.
- Charlotte Page: [truly upset] Aw, NOOOOO!
- Ms. Shapen: YOU are in big trouble!
- Henry Hart: Why?
- Ms. Shapen: My cat hasn't gone to the bathroom in a week.
- Henry Hart: And how am I responsible for that?
- Ms. Shapen: I think George Clooney might be involved.
- [last lines]
- Jasper Dunlop: Hey, Kanye, will you scratch my nose?
- Kanye: No, man! I'm a genius!
- Kim: He is.
- Charlotte Page: Hey, why are we injecting the coffee into his feet?
- Ray Manchester: Because the fastest way to get the coffee into his heart is through intra-feetus injection.
- Charlotte Page: [highly irritated] Where do you learn this stuff?
- Henry Hart: Yeah, I... I was having the weirdest dreams. And you weren't there, and you weren't there, and everyone, everything was insane.