- Ray Manchester: Why should Henry be mad that the girl he likes kissed him?
- Charlotte Page: 'Cause she didn't kiss Henry. She kissed Kid Danger.
- Henry Hart: Yeah, and I'm Kid Danger.
- Charlotte Page: [leery of Henry's attitude] Um, what time's Bianca supposed to get here?
- Henry Hart: I don't know. I guess it depends on whether or not she stops along the way to kiss twenty more guys!
- Jasper Dunlop: When I asked you if I could share your locker, y-you told me you weren't ready.
- Henry Hart: I know, but... Bianca's a girl.
- Jasper Dunlop: Well, that's not MY fault.
- Schwoz: Yeah, we're bad news teens.
- Ray Manchester: Yeah, we don't care 'bout no rules. Get out of my room, Mom! I hate you!
- Ray Manchester: There's a vicious alligator running wild through Swellview Park.
- Henry Hart: What's a vicious alligator doing in Swellview Park?
- Ray Manchester: Running wild.
- Jasper Dunlop: I just heard you're lettin' Bianca share your locker.
- Henry Hart: Yeah, I am.
- Bianca: He is.
- Henry Hart: We are.
- Bianca: We is.
- Jasper Dunlop: Don't get cute.
- Ray Manchester: I'll go rescue the person from the stuck elevator. You go get that alligator.
- Henry Hart: No, no, no, no, no way, Ray.
- Charlotte Page: You can't make Henry go get a wild alligator by himself.
- Ray Manchester: All right, fine. We'll flip for it. I call heads.
- [glaring at Ray, Henry slaps the quarter aside]
- Ray Manchester: I'm takin' that quarter out of your paycheck.
- Henry Hart: Dude, you're indestructible. YOU go get the alligator.
- Ray Manchester: Okay, fine. I'll get the elevator, you get the alligator.
- Henry Hart: Good.
- Oliver Pook: Now, stomp on this bag of Skeezits.
- [resembling a Jewish wedding ceremony, Henry stomps once on the bag with one foot]
- Oliver Pook: Muscle toe.
- Robert Kirby: Who's that in there?
- Kid Danger: It's Kid Danger!
- Robert Kirby: Really? Is Captain Man in there with you?
- Kid Danger: No?
- Robert Kirby: [disappointed] Oh...