The Night Of (TV Mini Series)
The Art of War (2016)
John Turturro: John Stone
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Quotes
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[repeated line]
John Stone : Take the deal.
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Defendant : I tell the barber, "This ain't the cut I asked for, and I ain't leaving the chair until I get it."
John Stone : Mm-hmm.
Defendant : He says, "You want a good cut?" Next thing I know, he comes out with this machete... I swear to God, I just went all instinctual on it, you know? I didn't realize I stabbed his ass until police pulled the scissors out my hand.
John Stone : So you were in fear for your life?
Defendant : Hell, yeah. It was like a dream. In fact, I ain't even sure if it was me.
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John Stone : Your Honor, when my client was erroneously picked up in last night's pro sweep, she was carrying a six-pack of formula and a box of disposable diapers... I mean, what kind of lady of the night are we talking about here?
Judge : Are you sure the diapers were for a baby?
John Stone : They were Pampers, Your Honor, not Grampers.
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John Stone : You can stop staring at my feet any time you want.
Chandra Kapoor : I'm sorry. It's just, um, my father has the same condition, not as bad, but, uh...
John Stone : You know what I really resent?... Attractive, young women telling me I remind them of their fathers.