- Piper Shay: [opening lines] Hey guys, it's Piper Shaw with a special Halloween podcast of "Autopsy of a Crime." So, in looking for a connection between the Lakewood murders past and present, I had to wonder about Brandon's mask. Turns out, it disappeared from county evidence last year, but was never reported. If I were Sheriff Hudson, I'd be looking into the chief suspect's whereabouts around the time the mask went missing. But even then, what's Seth Branson's - or rather, Seth Palmer's - connection to Brandon James? Why become the monster behind the mask?
- Emma Duval: Look, Audrey, I know you want the truth. So let's find it.
- Audrey Jensen: Let's just prove it beyond a doubt.
- Noah Foster: Bi-curious and the Virgin are on it.
- Jake Fitzgerald: Extra towels are here, coconut water in the mini. Uh, WiFi password is "TheJakeStopsHere."
- Brooke Maddox: [chuckles] 'Course it is.
- Noah Foster: Well, what happened when you sat across from him? I want the fava-bean-by-fava-bean recap.
- [watching raw footage]
- Noah Foster: Never thought the life and times of a sexually-confused Catholic girl could be so dry.
- Audrey Jensen: You wanna feel the sting of this sexually-confused Atheist's foot up your butt?
- Noah Foster: Hey, hey! I made you microwave popcorn, remember?
- Audrey Jensen: [wryly] Uh-huh.
- [DJing as Dracula at a Halloween party]
- Noah Foster: Come into the light, my children!
- [Cackles]
- Noah Foster: Let me hear you scream!
- [At a Halloween party]
- Noah Foster: [as Dracula] Ah, yes. A proper Steampunk lady with a soupçon of goth.
- Audrey Jensen: And you're a master of ceremonies.
- Noah Foster: I was gonna be the Babadook, but then my mom made this cape. I couldn't break her heart.