Galavant (TV Series)

Dungeons and Dragon Lady (2015)

Darren Evans: Chef

Quotes 

• King Richard : You have always been my most loyal friend, Gareth. I know you're not a hugger, but if you were, I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love.

  Gareth : Xanax?

  Chef : So much Xanax.

• Chef : King Richard, may I present Xanax the magician.

  Xanax : Actually, I'm not legally allowed to call myself a magician anymore. 'Cause of the whole... thing. Think of me as a spiritual guide. I'm allowed to call myself that. Anyone can. It's meaningless.