Galavant (TV Series)
Dungeons and Dragon Lady (2015)
Mallory Jansen: Queen Madalena
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Quotes
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Galavant : We were gonna live in a cottage by the sea. We were gonna make love, plant a garden, have children. I was gonna sing songs of your beauty.
Madalena : Oh, Gal, that sounds awful. Look around! I live in a castle! And you know what I've learned about myself? I really like stuff. I mean, why would I give all this up to get fat and pregnant and grow my own food?
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Madalena : Dance with me! Can't you see how freakin' gorgeous we look? Can't you feel the frantic beat of our hearts as our various parts rub with such delicious friction?
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Isabella : Queen Madalena, you have the jewel and you have Galavant, you must release my parents.
Madalena : Must I?
Isabella : Yes, you have to.
Madalena : Have I?
Isabella : Yes.
Madalena : Really?
Isabella : Why are you just repeating everything I say as a question?
Madalena : Am I just repeating everything you say as a question?
Isabella : You don't hear it?
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Galavant : Madalena, I've got something to say and I've come a really, really long way to say it.
[sappy music swells and she realizes he's about to burst into song]
Madalena : Oh, no.
Galavant : [singing] I want you, I need you, you cut me and I bleed you! You're like some kind of sonnet, all I want to do is read you. And I love you.
Madalena : I know.
Galavant : I mean I love you.
Madalena : Yes, thanks.
Galavant : I said I love you.
Madalena : You did.
Galavant : And now don't you wanna tell me something too?
[the music switches to a tango]
Madalena : I love you!... as much as someone like me can love anyone.
Galavant : Huh?
Madalena : I mean I love how we make people stare, we're quite the stunning pair.
Galavant : In other words you love me?
Madalena : As much as someone like me can love anyone.
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Madalena : Gareth, cut her face and torture the rest.
Gareth : Excuse me?
Madalena : I said torture them. Is there a problem?
Gareth : No, there's not a problem. I like torturing, I'm pretty good at it. I once kept a guy alive for a week and he was just a head and a finger. But that order came from the king, and I serve my king.
Madalena : Your king is weak, Gareth, you know this. He cries like a baby and cares like a woman, makes decoupage footstools as a hobby.
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Madalena : You're a dog, Gareth, and a dog needs a strong master. Now sic 'em.
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Isabella : The point is, Queen Madalena, you have the jewel and you have Galavant. You must release my parents!
Madalena : Must I?
Isabella : Yes. You have to!
Madalena : Have I?
Isabella : Yes...
Madalena : Really?
Isabella : Why are you just repeating everything I say as a question?
Madalena : Am I just repeating everything you say as a question?
Isabella : You don't hear it?
Galavant : You're sort of doing it... a little bit...