Mom (TV Series)
Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage (2014)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
Quotes
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Bonnie : I have great news!
Christy : You found my real mother?
Bonnie : Yeah, she doesn't want to see you. I got a job!
Christy : For cash?
Bonnie : No!
[holds up key ring]
Christy : They're paying you in keys?
Bonnie : No, I'm the manager of a building, and they're paying me with an apartment rent free, we have a home!
Christy : Are you kidding me?... That's great!
[they grab each other and jump up and down screaming]
Christy : So do you know anything about managing a building?
Bonnie : Not a thing!
Christy : [they stop] Oh... that's okay! Let's jump again!
[they do]
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Marjorie : [breaks up Christy and Violet fighting] What is going on?
Violet : Mom wants me to have a great life. How can I have *any* kind of life when I *abandoned* my baby and I don't even know if she's okay?
Christy : Oh, baby!
[hugs her, whispers to Marjorie]
Christy : I wouldn't have tackled her if I knew.
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Christy : [to Marjorie's cat who wants her dinner] Go eat vomit.