Mom (TV Series)

Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica (2014)

Mimi Kennedy: Marjorie Armstrong

Quotes 

• Marjorie : You know what the definition of insanity is? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

  Bonnie : What if I just do it one more time just in case it's different?

  Marjorie : What you always do is you meet a guy, you like a guy, you sleep with him.

  Bonnie : I don't always like them.

  Marjorie : I think you should try waiting and find out where this relationship is going.

  Bonnie : Well what am I going to do with all these urges?

  [they look at each other, Marjorie turns her man on man porn film back on, they sit back and watch] 

• Bonnie : Oh my God, what are you watching?

  Marjorie : Man on man porn.

  Bonnie : [later]  I'm sorry, this works for you?

  Marjorie : I like the sausage party.

  Bonnie : [later]  I'm sorry, can you just turn this off? That's just too many balls.

  Marjorie : That's actually the name of this film.

• Bonnie : Where are your cats?

  Marjorie : [watching man on man porn]  I shut them in the bedroom, I don't like them seeing this side of me.

  Bonnie : Yeah, I'm not crazy about seeing it either.

• Marjorie : [watching man on man porn]  Oh yeah, spank that tushie.

• Christy : Hey, where're your cats?

  Marjorie : [trying to get back to her porn movie]  They died, now get out.

• Marjorie : [watching gay porn]  Oh yeah, wash him, he's filthy.

  [knock at the door, sighs, mutes the movie, gets up] 

  Marjorie : I slip in the tub, nobody comes.