Henry Danger (TV Series)

Kid Grounded (2015)

Jace Norman: Henry Hart, Kid Danger

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Quotes 

• Henry Hart : Please spank him.

• Mrs. Hart : Well, guess what? You're both grounded for two weeks.

  Mr. Hart : Boom!

  Henry Hart : Oh, come on. That's not...

  Piper Hart : That's not fair.

  Mr. Hart : I said boom!

• Mr. Hart : Hey, Hen, why don'cha go upstairs and donate some of your allowance to poor people, as you often do?

  Henry Hart : I don't wanna go upstairs. Piper's up there.

  Mrs. Hart : [levelly]  Go upstairs now.

  Henry Hart : [sufficiently mom-threatened]  I'll be upstairs.

• Mr. Hart : What are life hack videos?

  Jasper Dunlop : Oh, you're so old.

  Henry Hart : A life hack is when, like, you have a problem. You know, it's like a cool quick fix.

  Jasper Dunlop : Right. Like, let's say you gotta pee but there's no bathroom nearby. Pee in a jar. Life hack.

• [avoid arguing and fighting for a day, Piper's and Henry's grounding will be lifted; get caught arguing and fighting, their grounding will be expanded to a month] 

  Piper Hart : [sweetly]  Hey, Henry, wanna come upstairs and watch the movie with me?

  Henry Hart : [just as sweetly]  Well, that sounds like all kinds of fun. Here, hold my hand so you'll be safe going up the stairs.

  Piper Hart : [ever so sweetly]  Thanks. You're the sweetest brother ever.

  Henry Hart : Well, you make it easy to be sweet.

• Mrs. Hart : I thought I heard you arguin'.

  Henry Hart : Whaaat?

  Piper Hart : No, no, no, nooo.

  Henry Hart : We're just... discussing... Bible verses

  Piper Hart : Yes. Amen, brotha!

• Piper Hart : Where have you been and why are you sneaking into your room at...

  Piper Hart : [checks cell phone]  ... one in the morning?

  Henry Hart : Because... I was out... moonbathing.

  Piper Hart : Moonbathing?

  Henry Hart : Yeah.

  [lifts shirt and strums tummy] 

  Henry Hart : Check out my moon tan.

• Henry Hart : [swearing]  Dang Daggit!

• [Piper swipes Henry's phone cord right before his eyes] 

  Henry Hart : Uh, excuse me.

  Piper Hart : Why? Did you burp?

• Mrs. Hart : Henry, I'd like you to meet Elaine Morongo and Parnell Chewmash.

  Mr. Hart : They're in charge of swellviewtoday.com. They might pick us to be the Swellview Family of the Week.

  Mrs. Hart : And if they do, we all get to be on the homepage.

  Henry Hart : [flatly]  Wow, that'd be amazing.

  Elaine : Are you being sarcastic?

  Henry Hart : Yes.

• Jasper Dunlop : [filming his first life hack video]  Need to brush your teeth but you're out of toothpaste? Get some mayonnaise. Pick some fresh mint from your garden. Grab some sand from a beach or a playground. Combine and blend. Life hack.

  Henry Hart : [as Jasper brushes his teeth]  Or you could just go buy some more toothpaste.

  Jasper Dunlop : Just turn off the camera.

  Henry Hart : Tastes gooood?

  Jasper Dunlop : Turn off the camera!

  Jasper Dunlop : [gagging]  God, it's awful! Egh!

• Luma Jean : Oh! I think I'm gonna have me another baby!

  Captain Man : Oh, no.

  Kid Danger : Another one?

  Luma Jean : I gotta get back in that sewer!