Mulaney (TV Series)

Power Moves (2015)

John Mulaney: John Mulaney

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• Jane : I'm not going to complain about being single anymore because I have found a solution.

  [Jane leaves the room] 

  John Mulaney : [to Motif]  What if we just heard a gunshot right now?

• John Mulaney : Hey, Lou. Oh, this is that Dateline I wanted to see on Mark Allen Dade. The "Florida Party Boy Murderer".

  Lou Cannon : Can you believe Scorsese is making a movie about him? It's disgusting.

  John Mulaney : Why, because it exploits the victims?

  Lou Cannon : No, because he won't offer me the lead.

• John Mulaney : You should've seen it. Your power moves worked, and Motif payed me the rent he owes me. Nine-hundred dollars!

  Lou Cannon : Never say "nine-hundred dollars" with excitement in this restaurant again.

• Lou Cannon : I've been working on my serial killer method act.

  John Mulaney : Is that why I caught you smearing lipstick on your face?

  Lou Cannon : ...Sure.

• Motif : I can pay rent, Mulaney. Could it be cash or Motif Merchandise? It's gotta be Motif Merchandise.

  John Mulaney : I'll wait for cash. I'm all set on XXL T-shirts and thongs that say "Mo' tif, Mo' Problems".