- Henry Hart, Charlotte Page: We were right and you were wrong. We were right and you were wrong. We were right and you were wrong.
- [Ray's mug: "Don't forget to be awesome."]
- [at Ray's suggestion that Henry and Charlotte say that they're boyfriend and girlfriend]
- Henry Hart, Charlotte Page: [together] Ew! Hey!
- Ray Manchester: I was right and you were wrong! I was right and you were wrong! I was right and you were wrong!
- Charlotte Page: [debating whether or not to tell Jasper that Henry is Kid Danger] What's the worst that could happen?
- Ray Manchester: Uh, the worst thing is if Jasper blabs it all over the place, and then everyone in the world knows Henry's Kid Danger, and then bad guys follow him and find out he works here, so then they know how to find both of us, so then they could just blow up this whole place, and then they could also figure out where Henry's house is, which puts him and his whole family in major danger!
- Charlotte Page: Okay, but other than that?
- Ray Manchester: Don't count your Jaspers before they hatch.
- [exists]
- Charlotte Page: Whadda ya think he meant by that?
- Henry Hart: I don't know, but I think it's from the Bible.
- Jasper Dunlop: No worries. I can keep a secret.
- Henry Hart: Can you?
- Jasper Dunlop: Yeah. I never told Charlotte you were the one who killed her goldfish.
- Charlotte Page: WHAT?
- Henry Hart: You did not just say that!
- Charlotte Page: You killed Nemo?
- Henry Hart: We're getting off track here!
- Charlotte Page: I can't believe you killed him!
- Henry Hart: I tickled his back! He had a stroke! It wasn't my fault!
- [last lines]
- Jasper Dunlop: So, why'd you guys break up?
- Charlotte Page: Because he killed my goldfish.
- Henry Hart: She has mouth sores.
- Jasper Dunlop: Well, even though you guys broke up, can't I just see you kiss once?
- Charlotte Page, Henry Hart: [in unison] Nooo.
- Jasper Dunlop: Can't stop me from thinkin' about it.