Henry Danger (TV Series)
Captain Jerk (2015)
Michael D. Cohen: Schwoz
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Quotes
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Schwoz : [reading emails] "Captain Man, the only difference between you and a box of poop is the box."
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Charlotte Page : Okay, what do people wanna know MOST about Captain Man?
Schwoz : Vhat he vears under his Man suit?
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Schwoz : Hey, if ve get pulled over by a cop, svitch places with me real quick, okay?
Charlotte Page : [alarmed] Why?
Schwoz : Because I'm not legally allowed to drive.
Charlotte Page : You don't have a driver's license?
Schwoz : No, I do, I do, but it says I haf to be vearing my glasses 'cause I can't see at night.
Charlotte Page : You can't see?
Schwoz : No, I CAN see - like, I know we're in a car.
Charlotte Page : Can you see those trash cans?
Schwoz : Eh?
[crash]
Charlotte Page : I'll try to warn you SOONER next time.
Schwoz : Yeah, I'd appreciate it!