- John Mulaney: "Stalker" had become the most popular girl insult by that time.
- Jane: Yeah, we like it because it's both a complaint and a brag.
- Oscar: Oh, hello.
- John Mulaney: Hey, Oscar.
- Oscar: Here's your Gene Wilder DVD set.
- John Mulaney: Oh, thanks. I hope you enjoyed it.
- Oscar: Oh, I laughed, and I laughed. I used the box to hold open my window.