Harvey Beaks (TV Series)
Pe-Choo/The Spitting Tree (2015)
Andres Salaff: Princess
Quotes
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Harvey Beaks : Oh my gosh, yes! I'm still getting a hang of it though.
[Attempting to spit, but ends up drooling instead, wipes drool off]
Harvey Beaks : This has been such a crazy day. I've never spit off stuff, or even been up this high before. Attention everybody, thank you all today for being here today to share this special experience.
[All clap except for Princess]
Princess : Uh, what?
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Harvey Beaks : Princess! Princess! Please wake up! We need your help!
[Princess still sleeping]
Fee : I know how to wake her up.
[Kids start spitting on Princess, Princess wakes up shocked]
Princess : Oh, gross!
Harvey Beaks : Can you find us the nearest adult or tall person, and get them so they can come save us?
Princess : I hope you stay up there forever! I HATE you guys!
[Walks away]
Princess : Ugh, spit on me.
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Princess : Dad, those are the jerks that spat on me. I don't like them.
Irving Beaks : Harvey! Hang on buddy we'll get you down from there soon!
Doctor Roberts : Everyone stand back, I am a doctor. And I have just the thing for the situation. We'll use the power,
[Takes crystal out, takes out glasses]
Doctor Roberts : of crystals.
[Puts crystal down, and makes some sort of noise]
Doctor Roberts : OK Princess's friends, go ahead and jump.
Irving Beaks : Whoa whoa hey there Dr. Roberts. Why don't we give the kids something, I don't know, SOFT to land on.
Doctor Roberts : Yes indeed, something soft. Like... crystals?
Irving Beaks : Oooorrr... pile of leaves?
Doctor Roberts : Leaves, yes
