Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting (2015)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Louise Belcher : Uh, why is the front door open?

  Gene Belcher : Maybe God closed a window?

• Gene Belcher : You're in eighth grade? I thought you were someone's mom.

• Louise Belcher : How can the two of them be at each other's homes at the same time?

  Gene Belcher : Maybe they broke the space-time continuum. That must have been some homework.

• Bob Belcher : Why was there a kid running out of here crying?

  Gene Belcher : There's always some kid running out of here crying.

• Linda Belcher : Tina, you'll be babysitting tonight, right?

  Tina Belcher : Yeah, about that. I have been talking to some girls at school, and they tell me that you can get paid to babysit.

  Bob Belcher : Oh, boy, she's onto us. Alright, let the negotiations begin. How much?

  Tina Belcher : One thousand dollars plus parking.

  Bob Belcher : How about three dollars an hour?

  Tina Belcher : Okay, deal.

  Gene Belcher : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Three dollars every hour?

  Louise Belcher : We get a cut of that, right?

  Tina Belcher : Sure.

  Bob Belcher : Fine, but be in bed at ten or no one gets a dime.

  Tina Belcher : Of course. We can go to bed in our sleep.

• Louise Belcher : What just happened?

  Gene Belcher : He ran away and joined the world's worst biker gang!