- Louise Belcher: How can the two of them be at each other's homes at the same time?
- Gene Belcher: Maybe they broke the space-time continuum. That must have been some homework.
- Bob Belcher: Why was there a kid running out of here crying?
- Gene Belcher: There's always some kid running out of here crying.
- Tina Belcher: Hey, there's Jonas. Hi, Jonas.
- Jonas: Hey, there... you.
- Tina Belcher: Oh, good. I thought you wouldn't remember me.
- Linda Belcher: Tina, you'll be babysitting tonight, right?
- Tina Belcher: Yeah, about that. I have been talking to some girls at school, and they tell me that you can get paid to babysit.
- Bob Belcher: Oh, boy, she's onto us. Alright, let the negotiations begin. How much?
- Tina Belcher: One thousand dollars plus parking.
- Bob Belcher: How about three dollars an hour?
- Tina Belcher: Okay, deal.
- Gene Belcher: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Three dollars every hour?
- Louise Belcher: We get a cut of that, right?
- Tina Belcher: Sure.
- Bob Belcher: Fine, but be in bed at ten or no one gets a dime.
- Tina Belcher: Of course. We can go to bed in our sleep.
- Louise Belcher: What just happened?
- Gene Belcher: He ran away and joined the world's worst biker gang!
- Louise Belcher: Excuse me, hi. That thing you paid $40 for, it's ours
- Security Guard: You guys smoke weed?