- Maya Hart: Why are you my second, Huckleberry? Shouldn't you be over there with Riley?
- Lucas Friar: Well, it was decided that if things get out of hand, I was the best choice to... contain you.
- Maya Hart: Oh, you think you can?
- Lucas Friar: Yeah, but I'll probably pay for it pretty good.
- Farkle Minkus: I was worried about what would happen if you found out was doing to Riley, and got angry. So I want to make sure you were tied up since I know how you were in Texas. Did I do the right thing, Zay?
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: ...no.
- Farkle Minkus: What did I do wrong?
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Well, you used towels.
- Farkle Minkus: What should I have used?
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Ah, it wouldn't matter.
- [Lucas rips himself free, breaking the counter]
- Farkle Minkus: Well, look at dat.
- [Zay is setting up a duel for Riley and Maya]
- Farkle Minkus: How do you know so much about this, Zay?
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Well, back in Texas, we call this a Wednesday.
- Riley Matthews: Stop saying that! People don't make fun of other people. What did I ever do to you? "You exist and you're weird, and you get in the way of where I'm looking. So stop being weird and stop being happy. No one should be as happy as you. Stop being who you are. Or I'm gonna put my foot in your weird, stupid face."
- Lucas Friar: Why would you not tell me about this?
- Riley Matthews: I should be able to fight my own battles, Lucas.
- Lucas Friar: No you shouldn't, Riley, and you don't have to. That's the point of having friends. And did you really think there was anything you could put in this window to keep me from helping you?
- [Riley and Maya are about to have an ice cream fight]
- Cory Matthews: Why would you let them do this?
- Topanga Matthews: Well, it's a slow day, and the ice cream expires tomorrow.
- [Riley is about to go to "war" with Maya]
- Farkle Minkus: [in a Southern belle voice] You will come back to me after the war, won't you, darling?
- Riley Matthews: This will be done when you treat me like an ordinary person who nobody notices.
- Maya Hart: You're not. You're a sweet, weird little goof ball and I love you just the way you are. Deal with it.
- Riley Matthews: You're the worst bully ever, Peaches.
- Maya Hart: I know. Peaches the bully just doesn't strike fear into the hearts of anybody.
- Farkle Minkus: I'm your best friend, and I need you to trust me.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Uh, I'm his best friend.
- Farkle Minkus: If you were his best friend, you would know to tie him up right now.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Look, I'mma just do it, I don't need an explanation.