- Dan Egan: Well, I am enjoying a delicious sandwich, made even more delicious by the fact that there's a homeless guy watching me eat it.
- Greg Hart: Go out, win a race with a Jesus-loving homophobic homosexual or a racist billionaire. Then we can talk about a career in TV.
- Mike McLintock: Oh, and big news!
- Selina Meyer: Oh, God, O'Brien made a statment?
- Mike McLintock: I'm sorry i should have said big personal news. Wendy and I are adopting a baby from China. We were keeping it a secret till after the election. Actually, Wendy was keeping it a secret from me until today because I'm so bad with keeping secrets. But I'm gonna be a dad!
- Selina Meyer: You're a nincompoop! We are in the middle of a tied election. There is no time for some Chinese baby. Cancel it and see if you can get your money back.
- Sue Wilson: Madame President, Chinese hackers breached an NSA firewall earlier this morning.
- Selina Meyer: Any chance they fixed the Wi-Fi?
- Sue Wilson: I'll check.