- Motorcycle Cop: Afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over?
- Jon: Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess you're just revenue collecting, Officer. Or another probable cause is... Another probable cause is institutionalized racism, you know? Perhaps you just pulled him over because he's Maori.
- [the cop lifts his visor to show he himself is Maori]
- Paul Henry: [laughing] Oh, fantastic! What a total plonker! This guy is a legend, you're absolutely right. Legendary...