BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

Let's Find Out (2015)

Paul F. Tompkins: Mr. Peanutbutter

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Quotes 

• Mr. Peanutbutter : All I ever wanted was to be your friend. And you treat me like a big joke. You think I don't notice? Why don't you like me?

  BoJack Horseman : Mr. Peanutbutter...

  Mr. Peanutbutter : No, tell me.

  BoJack Horseman : Because... I'm jealous.

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Oh. Of what? Diane?

  BoJack Horseman : No. Of everything. Everything comes so easy for you.

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Oh, and it doesn't for you? You're a millionaire movie star with a girlfriend who loves you, acting in your dream movie. What more do you want? What else could the universe possible owe you?

  BoJack Horseman : I... want... to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don't know how. I don't know if I can.

• Mr. Peanutbutter : Are we at Tony Roma's right now? Cause there's a lot of ribbing going on here.

• Mr. Peanutbutter : BoJack, what is the average annual rainfall in Bora Bora?

  BoJack Horseman : Uh, this is general knowledge?

  Mr. Peanutbutter : It's just an average we're asking for.

  BoJack Horseman : I don't know. Seven?

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Wrong! So wrong. Wow, when it comes to Bora Bora, maybe this celebrity should have studied more-a more-a.

• Wanda Pierce : Mr. Peanutbutter!

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Oh, hey Wanda.

  Wanda Pierce : I'm only half paying attention to whatever you two are arguing about but it's killer! Now all we need is a happy ending.

  Mr. Peanutbutter : I don't think we can just resolve everything cleanly in a half-hour.

  Wanda Pierce : Uh, this is network television. So resolving everything cleanly in a half-hour is kind of what we do. You want to host a game show where everyone feels bad at the end?

  [with increasing force in her voice] 

  Wanda Pierce : You can get in your little car, drive to Santa Monica and pitch it to AMC. But these people want resolution, okay? So you get your little butt back on that stage and you resolve.

• Mr. Peanutbutter : No wonder my wife had to write your book for you.

  BoJack Horseman : Hey, yeah, you know, while we're talking about your wife, I've got a question. How come your wife flew all the way to war-torn Cordovia just to get away from you?

  Mr. Peanutbutter : That's not what happened. She went to help people.

  BoJack Horseman : Or maybe she went to help herself get away from her awful marriage. Oh, was that too far?

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Oh-ho, you want to get into things?

  BoJack Horseman : Well, I mean...

  Mr. Peanutbutter : No, no, no, no, no. Let's get into things. Let's get real. Everybody, BoJack wants to get real. Cancel the Bubble Round. Because we're getting real.