Critical Role (TV Series)

Arrival at Kraghammer (2015)

Sam Riegel: Scanlan Shorthalt

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Quotes 

• Scanlan : Am I currently being beaten by a whore dwarf right now?

  Dungeon Master : Make a constitution check.

• Scanlan : May I make a request that you kill them anyway?

  Grog : It's like playing croquet at this point, so yes.

  Dungeon Master : Grog, it's your turn.

  Grog : I would like to rage, and I would like to move to the right of all those stinking goblins!

  Dungeon Master : Right over here?

  Grog : Well, a little more to the right. A little more. Yeah, keep going. All the way, flanking it, yeah, yeah... and then I would like to give him the cleanest shave possible.

• Scanlan : [singing]  I think you're really handsome and nice! You're going to have inspiration dice!

• Scanlan : Is there any recon that's going to happen tonight?

  Vex'ahlia : [to Vax]  I think you and I are gonna go to Greyspine's.

  Vax'ildan : We'll check out the house.

  Scanlan : Do you need any help?

  Vax'ildan : Sure, you can come along.

  Scanlan : I don't want you to say yes.

• Vex'ahlia : Look at that one with the carving, it's amazing!

  Vax'ildan : The architecture is divine.

  Vex'ahlia : Divine!

  Scanlan : They're posing as the Howell's?

  Dungeon Master : [In Thurston Howell voice]  The marble texture on this is gorgeous!

• Vax'ildan : As you can see, we've brought one of your citizens with us to show us a tour of the city.

  Dungeon Master : Citizen? I haven't seen you about, what's your name.

  Tiberius : Oh, my name is Tiberius Kraghammer.

  Scanlan : Like Johnny New York. We're in Kraghammer. Johnny New York.

• Scanlan : It was crazy in there! People were farting everywhere. It was not me.

  Tiberius : Really Scanlan!

  Scanlan : They're building a throne room. There were some locked doors. Man I wish you could have been there. It was exciting but ultimately pointless, so lets go down to the mine.