Critical Role (TV Series)

Into the Greyspine Mines (2015)

Matthew Mercer: Dungeon Master

Quotes 

• Vax'ildan : Good sir dwarf, clearly we are idiots.

  Dungeon Master : That's the first true thing you've said since you called me out of my meal.

• Scanlan : Ok, I'm gonna move right there, into the room as far as I can.

  Dungeon Master : That's as far as, you can go that far.

  Scanlan : Ok, and I'm going to cast stinking cloud. Right there. It's gonna smell like just ass over there.

• Grog : With my frenzied rage renewed, I run towards the water, haunted by nightmares of Sebastian and the Little Mermaid and I leap into the water, and start slashing, and slashing.

  Dungeon Master : Go ahead and make your 3 attacks Grog.

  Grog : Le poisson, le poisson, he he he, fuck you bitch.

• Vax'ildan : Tell you what, when we drag our asses out of that mine, we'll come straight to you.

  Vex'ahlia : And we'll have some of that dried fruit.

  [Winks] 

  Dungeon Master : I'll save a batch for you, you half-elf lass.

  Vax'ildan : Do the wink thing you do.

  Vex'ahlia : I did, I already did actually.

  Vax'ildan : Oh, you did it already. She's good at winking.

  Dungeon Master : I saw, it was a good wink. Made my shoulders tingle. That might be the diabetes... mostly the wink I think.