- Henry Hart: Bianca, let's go outside.
- Bianca: Why?
- Henry Hart: So I can show you my porch.
- Jasper Dunlop: It's a quality porch
- Bianca: But don't forget the three-foot rule.
- Henry Hart: [with right hand raised] I promise to always stay at least three feet away from Chloe and all other girls that might like me that are not you.
- Bianca: Soooo, whadda you wanna do?
- Henry Hart: I... wanna go to a party... with a beautiful girl... and have some meat.
- [in a panic, Kid Danger locks Chloe and Bianca in a school closet]
- Charlotte Page: Well, did you take their cell phones away from them?
- Kid Danger: No, why?
- Charlotte Page: Because if they think that you, Kid Danger, are in a fight with some evil guy, what do you think they're gonna do?
- Kid Danger: Pray to the Lord?
- Kid Danger: I have a big problem.
- Charlotte Page: Yeah, I told you. If you try to bring two different girls to this Meat Ball, something was gonna go wrong
- Kid Danger: [anxious] Well, it did.
- Charlotte Page: Durrr...
- Kid Danger: This is not a time to durrr at me.
- Kid Danger: So will you please tell me what to do?
- Charlotte Page: Well, if I remember my bad television correctly...
- Kid Danger: Yeah?
- Charlotte Page: ...You should give Chloe some excuse, then leave for a minute...
- Kid Danger: Okay.
- Charlotte Page: ...Then change back into your Henry self and find Bianca... .
- Kid Danger: Yeah.
- Charlotte Page: ...Then just keep switching back and forth between Kid Danger and Henry for the rest of the party.
- Kid Danger: And that'll work?
- Charlotte Page: No.
- Kid Danger: What? Why not?
- Charlotte Page: Because it's never worked on any of the bad TV shows I've ever seen.
- Kid Danger: Okay. You need to start watching better television.