- Jasper Dunlop: ! think you should say, "Jasper's awesome and now I'm gonna sit here and think about how and why Jasper's so awesome."
- Captain Man: Well, you don't have my experience.
- Kid Danger: And I don't have your enormous ego.
- Captain Man: That, too.
- Ray Manchester: Well, what if there's an emergency?
- Henry Hart: Then I'll blow a bubble and Kid Danger will deal with it.
- Ray Manchester: Well, what if you suddenly get that disease, huh, numb-numb-numb tongue, and you can't blow a bubble?
- Henry Hart: Numb tongue?
- Charlotte Page: That's not a real disease.
- Piper Hart: [running her own cold yoga class] This is the Happy Freezing Baby position. Be sure to remember to exhale.
- Oliver Pook: Exhale through what?
- Piper Hart: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU EXHALE THROUGH!
- [last lines]
- Henry Hart: I gotta get those people outta that fridge.
- Charlotte Page: Hurry. And if they're still alive, bring back some sushi.
- Henry Hart: Will do.
- Piper Hart: Do you realize that Jana Tetrazini has way more subscribers than I do?
- Henry Hart: Ah, noooo.
- Piper Hart: Don't you mock my social media pain.
- Henry Hart: Ugh. Jeff. The stupidest criminal in Swellview.
- Charlotte Page: Well, you better find and arrest him or Ray's gonna fire us all.
- Henry Hart: Then I guess I'll chew some gum and fight some scum.