Henry Danger (TV Series)
The Time Jerker (2015)
Cooper Barnes: Captain Man, Ray Manchester
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Quotes
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Captain Man , Kid Danger : Up the tube!
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Captain Man : Maybe you haven't heard: I'm handsome AND indestructible.
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The Time Jerker : Captain Man and Kid Danger. I had a feeling you'd find me... in *time*.
Kid Danger : Oh, is that how it is? You're The Time Jerker, so when you say things you use a bunch of puns about time and-and clocks and stuff?
The Time Jerker : I'll answer that question... if you give me a *minute*.
Kid Danger : Ooo, he did it again.
Captain Man : I heard! You know, we can make time-puns, too.
The Time Jerker : Hmm, I'd like to *watch* you do that.
Captain Man : Ga...
Kid Danger : Geez...
Captain Man : Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna punch the *daylight savings time*... outta... you.
The Time Jerker : Mm, that was *alarmingly* bad.
[Captain Man, flummoxed for a response, can only gibber]
Kid Danger : I got one, I got one.
Captain Man : Go, go, go.
Kid Danger : Okay, Time Jerker. I see you walk the walk, but can you... can you tick the tock?
The Time Jerker : Ugh. That one was so awful, you deserve a *time out*.
Captain Man : [bested once again] Dang it!
The Time Jerker : That's right. Tomorrow you two will be yesterday's news, for my patience with you has passed.
Captain Man : Oh, my God!
Kid Danger : He's great at that.
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Ray Manchester : Come on, kid. It's time we told The Time Jerker what time it is.
Henry Hart : Ha, yeah - jail o'clock.
Ray Manchester : Let's blow.
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Ray Manchester : [singing] Good morning to you! Good morning to you! Welcome to Wednesday, your face looks like poo!
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Henry Hart : Ray, it's... 6:57 in the morning.
Ray Manchester : So? You wake up at 7:00.
Henry Hart : Yeah, I had three minutes left. You killed three minutes of my sleep joy.
Ray Manchester : Well, I have a good reason. Who's one of the worst people in Swellview?
Henry Hart : You.